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Seafood Lover T-Shirt
Seafood Lover T-Shirt
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Shrimp get the attention — but crabs do the damage.
This shirt isn’t just a joke… it’s a walking HR violation.
Whether you’re:
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Trying to get banned from your family reunion
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Impressing seafood freaks on Bumble
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Or just letting the world know your crotch has a crustacean agenda 🦀
This tee brings the claws out.
“If you like seafood, you can munch on my crabs.”
Elegant. Sophisticated. FDA not approved.
👉 Wear responsibly. Or don't. We’re not your mom.

















