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Seafood Lover T-Shirt

Seafood Lover T-Shirt

Regular price $16.93 USD
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Shrimp get the attention — but crabs do the damage.
This shirt isn’t just a joke… it’s a walking HR violation.

Whether you’re:

  • Trying to get banned from your family reunion

  • Impressing seafood freaks on Bumble

  • Or just letting the world know your crotch has a crustacean agenda 🦀

This tee brings the claws out.

“If you like seafood, you can munch on my crabs.”
Elegant. Sophisticated. FDA not approved.

 

👉 Wear responsibly. Or don't. We’re not your mom.

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